You Know You've Lived in Korea Too Long When...

1) You forget to use articles when speaking
2) You can only remember the Korean word for something and not the English word
3) You bow to everyone...even Americans...
4) You give your money to the cashier using two hands
5) You have no problem with pushing people out of the way
6) You stop at the top of the escaltor to plan your day
7) You stare and comment when you see a foreigner
8) You barely notice people staring at you
9) Konglish comes naturally
10) You own plenty of forks but never use them
11) You're ok with eating in barefeet in a restaurant
12) You feel safe all the time except when you're around foreigners
13) You find it strange if there is no corn on a pizza
14) You answer every phone call with "Yoboseyo?"
15) You see a roll of toilet paper on a restaurant wall and think nothing of it..in fact, you use it because you are thankful for the abundance of napkins
16) You use scissors to cut all your food
17) You can walk down the street at 2 in the morning and not be afraid at all
18) You refuse to hang out in Itaewon
19) You don't bother lining up
20) You replace the word "yes" or "ya" with "uh uh uh" (grunt)
21) You see a kindergartner on the subway alone and think nothing of it
22) You don't have to turn around to see if cars are coming...you just know and glide to the side
23) You ALWAYS take your shoes off before going into a house
24) You're really good at rock, paper, scissors
25) You can hum the song that plays in the subway and mimic the announcers
26) You take multiple pictures of yourself with your cell phone all the while not cracking a smile
27) YOu use instant coffee packets but you only fill the cup half full
28) You don't drink water with your meals
29) You carry toilet paper around with you because you know the public bathrooms might not
have it
30) All white people look the same to you
31) You see a real bathtub and stare at it in wonder
32) You're used to having the door swing shut in your face
33) You don't even flinch when the taxi driver cuts off a bus and misses it by inches
34) You're shocked when you see a trashcan
35) You can stand up in a bus without holding on

more to come...